August already ~ can you believe…it! I’m having trouble describing in a few words how my July was… draining or exasperating come to mind. That being said, I do hope your summer has been treating you well. Gauging from all the FB & IG posts, it appears all cottages/pools are open, the sunrise/sunsets are fab and the “docktails” are flowing. Things seem to be ok in my circle, so I’m happy about that, I really am.
Although, hang on, I must admit, the video clips of your lakes, as the tide ebb’s and flows are difficult to watch, while I sit spinning and twirling on my office chair, trying to figure out if I want to eat my lunch alone in my 6x 6 cube, or mosey on down to the cafe and join the masses of other non-vacationers.
Wow, do I sound like a Grumpy Cat or what! …well, I will share that I am now in full on decompress mode after a somewhat stressful month at said office.
Here’s the lowdown ~ I survived yet another huge re-org which I must say, can damn near put one over the edge. I was frazzled. It’s really all too hard to explain, but I’ve managed to go through, I believe, 4 of these re-orgs, and watching people wandering the halls, all zombie like, is not fun, my friends. It was just best to avoid eye contact for the month of July. It was very difficult to say goodbye to some great people you have bonded with over the years, but life does goes on, and I wish them well. ❤
So yes, time for some new beginnings, and some new changes for your truly, which I am pleased about. I am now working with someone that has gone from calling me by my proper name Leslie-Ann, to Leslie, to Lester, to LA… I’m in! I never really put a lot of thought into how someone addresses me, but it really does make a difference. I take comfort in the simple silly things in life…try it, it helps! I think men tend to give people nick names more often than women. They abbreviate or change it up with the last name and turn it into something like PWilly, or for some strange reason add the word dog (DAWG) to it. ODAWD, GDAWG Men are strange… 😉
AAAAANyway, when feeling grumpy, you try to find something to make you smile. I’m presently reading an absolutely hilarious novel given to me by one of my good friends from Atlanta. Her timing was bang on. She knows the author personally, so that intrigued me even more.
It’s titled Mr. Right-Swipe, and if you are searching for that great beach read, this is your baby! I hope to one day meet this funny lady in person, but for now will try and show her some love by sharing over social media. Starting in Chapter 1, you will be looking up some specific acronyms. I thought I knew most, but clearly need to up my coolness factor. By the time you hit Chapter 7, you will be feeling the need for a cigarette and a cool drink…just sayin’. *blush* Please do me a solid, and grab yourself a copy here!
On the writing front, I have been on again, off again. I have been jotting down many notes on my iPhone/journal, but keep changing my narrative to suit my mood. I think that’s ok. As I learned in my writing class, we write with fervor, and edit at leisure. I have a lot of editing to do, but that’s ok. I think this is how many start out. I need a personal assistant to follow me around, keep notes for me, and then magically one day, BAM, my best seller! Oh, I live to dream, but don’t we all? It’s a survival instinct in humans. I also dream of one day swimming with pigs, so how’s that for a little insight into my personality! Who knows, I may even get a publishing gig before my 80th birthday.
Aside from writing and editing, I am enjoying the wee articles I have been doing for Neighbors Magazine, where just 350 words seems so easy peezy now, AND, up’s my popularity in my neighborhood ten fold… 😉 I also get a chuckle when I go for a walk on garbage day, and dig out copies of it in people’s recycling. Sure, I can laugh now, but if I ever find my novel in the recycling, things won’t be as funny … Don’t they want my autograph, WTF! *acronym*
Lastly, if you have been seeing any of my Instagram pics, you will know that I have signed up for The Ride to Conquer Cancer NEXT June. Most days, I’m pumped, but at times, the fear of God sets in. “Those hills will kill you Leslie…” Well, quite frankly, I want to learn to ride those hills properly so I can rock an ass you can bounce a quarter off …Is that so wrong?
I was reminded that beers are for when you have completed the training ride, but in my mind, if you stop at a road side cafe, and it’s open and serving alcohol, why the hell not! I’ve got my Fitbit permanently secured on my wrist (my Aug. article above) and it’s doing a wonderful job of keeping me on track. It’s like my very own personal trainer sans the 6 pack! I was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich once I figured out all it could do for me.
So that’s my July in a nut shell. I won’t bore you how my car failed me on the highway, and I had to have it towed, and now in search of a new car ~ or that I almost had to come to blows with a local grocery manager, because my parenting skills came into question!!! Really? Deep breath… in with the good air, out with the bad!
So, obviously, I clearly cannot wait for my own wee summer getaway, leaving today… Not gonna lie, will be indulging in a few docktails of my own, a few dock dance parties, and of course, the odd libation with an umbrella in it! (Hopefully the only Umbrella I will need… Arrgh).
Enjoy the rest of the summer, and I’ll check back in come September! Thanks for listening…
Cheers & Happy Long Weekend,